Saturday, November 1, 2008
The Sock Monkey Strikes!
"My Sock Monkey intuition tells me the Undead have invaded our Happy Home, using darkness to conceal their attack on our livelihood. I must confirm this dreadful possibility."
"AH HA! Just as I suspected! The beasts have come, in the most viscous form possible...flamingos!"
"Alas, to our benefit, and Mankind's benefit, they are no match for my Sock Monkey prowess, rooted in the CrossFit DNA that my parents have passed to me."
"Undead Flamingo Zombies zero, Sock Monkey and Mankind 1. But who knows what evil lurks in the rest of our yard?"
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Bwahahahhah! Too funny! I can't believe how much he has grown! Oh my, time passes way to fast!
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